
By pminton
The biggest detriment to workplace productivity since the internet itself has been found.
It’s called Wee War and it will eat your working efficiency faster than a deadite will swallow your soul.
Basically it’s very similar to Advance Wars for the GBA (remember the Game Boy?) except that it provides online multiplayer. And, oh, by the way - it’s totally free. Each player takes command of an army of varying size depending on the map. Bases are scattered around the maps to provide your army with resources and a place to create new units.
There are Tanks, Infantry, Artillery and dune-buggy-type vehicles called Raiders for creating wonton destruction. Each unit type has different attributes and price tags. A game goes something like this:
- Move your units.
- Capture bases and build more units.
- Attack your opponent(s) units.
- Capture bases.
- Repeat.
Of course there is a more to the game than that, but in essence, there you go. Each map has a unique combination of resources and terrains to deal with - forcing strategy changes in every game. Also, if you want to play the “pro” version of the game (which unlocks new units like a hovercraft, other terrain tiles and new maps) you don’t have to shell out money; all you have to do is get 10 friends to sign up and play. So, ahem, sign up and play!
One of the best things about Wee War is that you can take your turn whenever you’re good and ready. When a player creates a new game, he also gets to create a time limit for turns which can be from five minutes to three days. If you get too busy doing your actual work (heaven forbid) you have plenty of time to take your turn. It’s the perfect distraction (aside from blogging) on the job.
WeeWar is still essentially a beta program, but even in this form it’s incredibly fun (all the ecto-staff are currently engaged in multiple battles as we speak).
If you’ve ever thought, “Hey, strategy games might be cool, I guess,” then you need to go give this a try. Hell, even if you’ve never thought that you should give this a try. It’s the best workday diversion since Digg and even more of a time waster!
Put down that database query, that TPS report, that fry scooper, and/or that crying baby and get over to weewar.com. All those things’ll still be there in the 10 minutes (or less) that it’ll take to get your carnage on.